
rocks and trucks and trains and ice cream and buffalos
rocks: there’s dead people under those rocks. should’ve listened to the natives, they knew the mountain was shifting. Frank Slide.
trucks: the biggest truck in the world! (the rape of the earth) Sparwood.
trains: we have no more pennies in canada. lets flatten our american coins;) Fernie.
ice cream: yes please! Fernie.
buffalo: once upon a time there were thousands of buffalo roaming the prairies. natives elaborately hunted them as a community, working together, not wasting anything. now it’s a museum. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump. and fyi, it’s name is not in reference to the heads of the falling buffalo. rather, legend has it that a curious boy wanted to watch the buffalo fall from under the cliff. they found him under the pile of carcasses with his head smashed in.
oh, and some goggles for a hotel with a waterslide;)